I lost my Mojo

Lucy - Today I lost my Mojo. God I hope it comes back soon.
It all started when I was giving Henry an Injection. F.Y.I, I will never be a nurse!
Anyway needless to say, I think I missed my mark, Henry squealed & cried so then I cried, so everyone was crying & I tried to cover it all up by giving him lots of treats. If I had children I'm sure they would be fat, I could quite easily become an emotional feeder.
So now I'm off to work, rather unsettled after the early morning ordeal. Apparently road rage is rife @ 8am. It must be the people working the 9 to 5 slog. I'm glad I don't have to do that trip all the time because I somehow became the target of some crack whore who started beeping me. Followed by more people beeping each other. I must check the moon's phase, there is definitely something going on in the cosmos.
Finally at work, what could go wrong. Well I answered the phone, stumbled the words out & of course it was the boss. I was about to say "Good morning Danielle Louise" but I haven't worked there for at least two years.
My Mojo was definitely gone.... I couldn't sell ice to the Eskimos even if I tried.
The day has ended with Henry accidentally biting me on the arm, thank god I have drunk enough to sooth that pain.
Well in the words of Andrew 'Goodnight campers" Tomorrow is another Day, lets hope it is better than today.
I hope I wake up with my mojo reinstated as well as you all......

Andrew - Well if I hadn't spoken to you before you got to work today I'd be sure you were making it up. Seriously hilarious, although I am very sympathetic to your foibles today.
Henry will be fine, about bloody time you showed him who's boss!
Road rage I get. Gusband yelled "No fucking wonder you've got a dent in the back of your car, you stupid slut!" on our way to the coast today and imagine if Danielle was phoning you at work and you answered the phone like that, positively psychic.
Goodnight my friend. I hope you wake up feeling on top of the world tomorrow and to all you campers, sleep well.
P.S - You know Harris & Georgie and Harris have a cat named Mojo.