Pram Ramp To Nowhere

Lucy - Pram Ramp! What the? Well campers I am glad you asked. I found myself wondering the exact same thing. You have to love the council.
The other week we received a letter stating that there may be some work carried out in the bus stops in the area.
Then low & behold a truck load of council workers arrived at the gutter, leaning on their shovels. I thought oh well must be something happening over the road......guess again. Out came a giant digger scraping up our beautiful turf. That afternoon I got up courage to ask what the hell was happening on our front lawn. The answer was simple "PRAM RAMP" at first I thought what the F**K is a pram ramp? What has this to do with the bus stop?
So many questions. So little time.
1. Why do I need a pram ramp? I do not have a pram; come to think of it I do not take the bus.
See example 1:

And to make matters worse the ramp goes to nowhere! Yes that is correct; you heard it here first, nowhere!! It slopes to down to the gutter, then on to the road, so all the parents are then forced onto the street because there is no footpath.

Poor sawusband he loved the front of our place & now it is an eye saw. All the prams would have used our driveway any way, I don't think they needed a ramp 5 meters from the drive, with no footpath to use anywyay.

I'll leave you on this note, The pram ramp to nowhere is a waste of Tax payers money....Surely it could have  been spent on something more appropriate like a lemonade stand so the workers had somwhere nice to lean on their shovels.

Andrew - That makes no sense what-so-ever! So basically now people with prams or wheelchairs can go up the gutter along a path in front of your house and then down your driveway? Who the fuck had this bright idea? I'd be writing a letter if I was you or go on a RAMPage even. Maybe we are missing something here,  if anyone can explain Lucy's situation I am all ears. Councils are funny little places.

Speaking of councils, wait until I tell you the secret Sawusband hasn't wanted you to know.....ssshhhhh it's about chickens.

Enjoy wheeling your way past Lucy's house campers. xx