Feeling HOT HOT HOT

Andrew – Gusband and I are big fans of the heat. I mean who else would head off to Bali this time last year for a month of fun in the sun? So it was interesting to find ourselves inside a church this morning with everyone complaining bitterly about how fucking hot it was. Now a. Stop fucking swearing in God’s House and b. If anyone should have been sweating inside the Catholic Church shouldn’t it have been Gusband & I? Or possibly divorced Godmother?

The heat conversations continued throughout the day. I gave Gusband regular temperature updates from the coast to the city - in attempt to remove his head from the Spectrum section of the Herald. To no avail.

When we arrived in the big smoke, we had to get housekeeping to come and change our “twin-singles” room into a “king-room” (turns out the homos like to sleep in the same bed…. Who knew?) When we suggested she was lucky working in an air-conditioned hotel on a day like today, she replied with, “You think it’s cooler doing all of this moving around?” Oops.

So people, yes it is hot in Sydney today. It’s not unbearable, in fact it’s quite lovely sitting in my air-conditioned hotel room, overlooking the harbour and having a chilled glass of vino bianco. (Note. “vino bianco” I am quite possibly fluent in Italian, ready for holiday.)

Remember campers, it is not appropriate to go out in any sort of heat without deodorant. There were a number of you in the city this afternoon….. you know who you are. I wonder how the heat wave is affecting Lucy in her air-conditioning today?

Gusband & Sawusband NOT complaining about the heat in Bali,  Feb 2010

Lucy - Firstly I'm sure I never knew homos slept in the same bed. At least not until they got married.
Secondly I would think it was as hot as hell in the church today, but more surprised you didn't burst into flames right there & then (as opposed to just being flaming).

But you are married in my eyes, here's the proof.

 Sawusband & I signing you both away.

Lets not forget the fabulous cake.

Anyway I am unsure why i'm reminiscing about this when the pair of you are out having dinner at a restaurant I begged you, gusband & sawusband to take me to, but you couldn't be bothered....

I hope your hot!

I'll sit sit & enjoy my cold pizza ....