My Kitchen Rules

Lucy - There was laughter to be heard throughout the land when my sister asked me if I would go on "My Kitchen Rules" with her.
My first thought was who would kill each other first!!!!
My next thought was imagine the close ups when I start pulling faces as things go horribly wrong whilst under the pressure....
I am sure they would pigeon hole me like the lady from Tasmania, who is currently receiving death threats because of her comments.
I can see it now “Bitchy face puller from QLD, strikes again” & the threats flow in. Maybe I’m being a little over dramatic...No never!
My other sister has also been known to say Sawusband & I should go on “My Kitchen Rules”. Same problem, I think I’d pull the same faces to a close up shot in the camera lens. It could be a recipe for not only disaster but also divorce.
I do like to be the armchair commentator though...
I am pretty sure we started my kitchen rules when living near Andrew & Gusband. We were always having 3 course dinners matched with wines. This may just sound like a dinner party, but I’m sure you would all agree, we definitely got the ball rolling.

Happy cooking campers...

Andrew – God I’m so pleased you can see the potential for disaster should you and sister go on a reality t.v show.  In answer to your question, I think you would kill her first – and that’s only because you are younger and could duck quicker.

I reckon you and Gusband would be good on a cooking show. I’ve watched you in the kitchen together and you work so well together. Except if a dish wasn’t perfect, then you both would decide to chuck it out and start again……there would be no time for this.

So I bet you are dying to know what other shows and combos would work well together?

Renovation Rescue or The Block – Well you and Sawusband should stay right away from this one. You’d be screaming at him to hurry up because there’s a deadline and he is being too particular. He’d be yelling at you because you haven’t prepped properly and, “near enough is NOT good enough Lucy.”

Dancing With the Stars – Well only Gusband should do this one and he’s not a celebrity yet.

Bondi Resuce – It’s been a while since I did my Bronze Medallion but I will volunteer for this one. How hot are those Life Savers? Second thoughts, possibly not the greatest idea for the general public - Hot men in sluggos + me = potential disaster.

Any Singing Show – In all seriousness no one out of the 4 of us should ever sing in public. Gusband likes to give it a bash but only when he’s had about 4 bottles of wine. Never a good idea.

You can even tell from my fraggle-like expression how bad this sounds, not to mention my posture.

Backyard Blitz -  Now this is one we would have a shot at. We did this with our backyard and it still looks fabulous!

Bondi Vet – Not a fucking chance! There’d be too many tears and we would adopt everything that moved. There’s too much crying involved in that show as it is. Lucy I don’t think you are even allowed to watch it. The vet is super hot though.

Getaway – This show is perfect for us. The problem is they don’t send 4 presenters at once to one place.

Coming soon to a T.V near you, "Four Drunkards Travelling the World"

So my dear friend, we shall say no to every offer to be on a reality television show. (I mean of course, except for Australia’s Next Top Model but that goes without saying.)

Don’t air your dirty secrets on the tele. campers, keep them for your besties. xx