It Doesn't Compute

Andrew – Now I don’t claim to be even the remotest of computer nerds but I am completely and utterly in love with my Mac. I love everything about it, it’s sexy it’s reliable and most importantly its half-wit friendly. I know that most of you already know how fabulous they are and how much I love mine so I just have 1 thing to say to add to the discussion……LUCY AND SAWUSBAND GET A FUCKING NEW COMPUTER FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

Lucy has been whinging about this computer since Methuselah was a child and the poor bloody computer needs to be put out of it’s misery, or at the very least a top storey window. I have lost count of the amount of times we’ve discussed her computer related issues almost always ending with the catch-phrase, “Oh Drew, the whole thing’s just FUCKED.” Yes, yes my friend it is.

I don’t know anyone, apart from you, who hasn’t updated the software on their iPhone since they first got it (oh hang on, Gusband hasn’t either because he has me to do it for him) and using the excuse, “but you know everything is fucked,” is NO excuse.

So my friend, it is with great trepidation that I FUCKING STRONGLY FUCKING SUGGEST you stop spending money having someone fix something that is “…just FUCKED.”

Campers, tell her I’m right.

P.S – I apologise that this post should have come with a language warning.

Lucy - Thanks for the input Drewsy.... I can feel how passionate you are about my stupid computer.
It is a laptop for those who don’t know.
Not only does it not work properly. It doesn’t have enough battery power to walk from one room to the printer & print something out...
I am working on a plan to try & fix all my computer problems as we speak.
Will keep you all posted on my progress.
This could involve some sweet, sweet talking....