Turns Out Not All Queens Are Invited

Andrew – Gusband and I made the mistake of having the Monarchy Vs Republic discussion in our house the other night. We differ greatly in our opinions on the matter and are both always right but when the question was asked whether the queen should still be the most important person in Australia, shouldn’t Julia? The discussion ended there, too scary for words really.

Not exactly "The People's Princess'

We, like many people shall sit glued to the television as we watch “common old Kate” marry Prince Willy. I can’t wait to see the frock! It’s really edge of your seat kind of stuff. We were hoping to watch it with JoJo (who with her Scottishness was about as close to the royal couple as we could stretch it) but she up and moved to the country music capital!

What I expect to see in the background JoJo when I Skype you! I was born there after all.

The garbage that’s been on in the lead up to the wedding has been incredible. All of these “experts” have been trotted out in an attempt to fill some time. I watched a royal cake maker (not THE royal cake maker) create a 7 tiered cake that he thought Kate and Wills should have. I mean seriously! What the F*#k was the point of that? And as for the taxi driver giving a tour of “the route they MAY take,” the mind just boggles.

I wonder how long until Kate's dress is in a museum

The spectacle itself will be amazing and what a fabulous time to be in London! It’s almost a shame we will miss it by 5 days. Oh well, I’m sure we will still be able to pick up a tea towel with the happy couple’s face on it.

Lucy we’ll have to have Skype commentary from our respective loungerooms, bubbles in hand and please feel free to join in campers, it’s going to be a hoot! xx


Lucy -I remember at my wedding I was petrified, I did not want to walk down the isle even in front of my friends & family, let alone if the eyes of the world were on me. If that was the case I probably would have turned into stone (or petrified wood).

I will be front & centre tonight to see the dress. I can't wait. I think Sawusband will be happy that he is in transit & won't have to sit through it.

Anyway completely off the subject (not like me to get side tracked) I met Paul Mercurio last night. I had had quite a few beverages.....Poor poor Paul. I think I harassed him & made him have a photo with me.

I think he has a slightly scared look in his eyes..... apparently after 30 drinks I can be persuasive.... actually it was probably more like....get this crazy bitch away from me.....

Sorry again Paul....( of course he probably reads our blog)

So back to Kate & Wills. Good luck & for god sakes don't trip!

Campers, I will definitely be available on skype this evening.