A Raging Saturday Night in Your 30s

Andrew - 4.59pm – Gusband is asleep on the lounge, the kids are asleep on their lounge and I’ve just gotten out of a 2 hour bath. What a fabulous way to spend an afternoon. It’s wet and it’s miserable here today, so a long bath with a book was the perfect way to spend some time.

I know it's a terrible photo ut you get the idea.

Gusband has fallen asleep while watching a movie. He’s obviously been asleep for a while because it's over and the repetitive music, at the menu screen on the DVD, is what drove me from the bath in the first place. I’ve since muted the damn music because Gusband never notices - once he’s asleep he’s asleep. He and  Sawusband differ in this regard.

The problem I’m faced with now, however is that we are going out for dinner tonight to “The Other Side of the Tracks” and Gusband was planning on making a dessert. I’m thinking that it’s not going to happen at this point because I’m not waking him up. The same rule applies in our house as it does with babies. DON’T WAKE THEM WHILE THEY’RE SLEEPING, ARE YOU FUCKING MAD? Oh and I’m not making it either, I’m blogging.

5.36 – Ok, he’s up and the ovens on. This dessert may happen after all.

My mistake was not waking Gusband up, I had to grate apples. I have wrists that now feel like I’ve wanked a football team.

We are going to dinner with our friend The Divine Miss F and she also always takes something to dinner. Something other than alcohol that is. Usually it’s nibbles, sometimes it’s flowers, once she even brought us a shopping bag of shampoo and conditioner.

I’ll keep you posted, so to speak.

Morning - Well the Divine Miss F was in fine form as usual and our hosts were both fabulous (one of them was even wearing their best velour leisure suit.) We possibly drank a little too much but Miss F dropped us home early enough so we could get our beauty sleep because God knows I need it. Oh and apparently the dessert was delicious.

I hope your Saturday Night was fabulous campers. xx

These days I'm more likely to be holding your baby than your hair at a party

Lucy- Well, that sounds grand having a dinner party without me. Don't worry I'm on my way (I'll be about 12 hours) just start without me.....
Ok who am I kidding, I'm not on my way. I'm getting in the spa instead..
So I was wondering why I felt a little funny today & just noticed that it's a full moon or very nearly one. That always tends to make me a little crazy. I don't know why but if I ever feel a little strange & can't quite put my finger on it I normally find out later that it had in-fact been a full moon.

So by now I guess you have realised it is Saturday night &  I am home... When did Saturday nights get sooo boring.... When did I get old & stop burning the midnight oil.

 I was offered to go to a pool party at the casino Friday night with Snoop Dog!! Yes that would be Snoop Doggy Dog, he is here at the moment.

After not very careful consideration, my friend and I decided we didn't want to be one of the Bitches & Ho's hanging around the pool. Sawusband thought we should go for fun, apart from the people watching I just wasn't feeling it! & I was most Definitely not feeling the Snoop.

So I guess I am showing my age. I am not very good at dinners, but I am always Fabulous at lunches, so don't forget to ask me on your next lunch date, I won't let you down.

Campers, I hope your Saturday night was more  raging than mine.