Never-ending search for the perfect pair of Jeans.

Lucy - Jeans shopping. Correct me if I’m wrong; is it not one of the hardest items of clothing to buy? I think yes!

Unless you are built like a snake (Andrew is a python, but I’ll explain that later) it is just not that easy.

I find myself needing to be in the perfect mood to attempt putting my ass in a pair of jeans never tested before. It is destined to end in tears and not all of those will be mine!

So I had decided I needed to make my move soon, it won’t be long until we are in Italy & I need some denim for the journey.

Andrew the Python (simply named this because after a big meal his belly is the only part that swells) can pour himself into any number of jeans without ever getting up a sweat. I am sure he owns at least 30 pairs. Yes Campers that is one for every day of the month!!!!

So after countless hours of Winging & Bitching I have finally done it…. 

Was it easy? Actually that is a yes & no answer (like most of my answers)

I had given up on jeans at work & was going to target a few regular denim stores. After telling the boss yet again about my dilemma, she replied with try on these ones here at work first (she had already told me to try them before, but I hadn’t).

I in my wisdom I had decided the ones at work weren’t right & couldn’t bare sticking my fat ass in them for no Love yet again.

Well go figure, they were perfect, Fxxcking Perfect! Can you believe it.

They have been staring me in the face for weeks (the sheer thought of jeans must have been making me crazy)

They are just what I wanted and were right under my nose.

The brand of course is JBrand, the cut is Cigarette leg. They are a mid rise jean which is perfect, there is no one out there who needs to see my crack! And the other thing I am loving is NO MUFFIN TOP, thank god.

All our customers love them so it is beyond me why I hadn’t tried them before.If you find jeans hard to buy, I know what you are going through & sympathize.Andrew however does not; his body was made to wear jeans and he always look fabulous in them.

These are my new fancy comfy jeans

Always remember dark denim after a certain age is best!

Happy Denim wearing campers.

Andrew - God you exaggerate! I don't have 30 pairs of jeans, I counted them this morning actually, I have 24. That's not even 1 for everyday in February thank you very much! And mostly I wear them all. I wear jeans everyday they are my uniform. It's like Gusband and his wardrobes full of suits.

You are right about one thing though, a good pair of jeans is really hard to find. I have a new favourite pair at the moment unfortunately they were faulty. Right near the zip they have almost worn through and I only got them for Christmas. So off they have gone to be replaced. I'd like to think it was my python like package that has made them wear through but sadly I think they were faulty.

I'm pleased for you that you were able to find a pair of jeans that are perfect for you - as well as a spot of advertising for the brand as well. Are you trying to get sponsorship? Gusband thinks you are mad buying clothes since you will be hitting the shops in Italy with him very soon, I personally agree that you can't have too many pairs of jeans.



Maybe this should be my new uniform if I can keep my gizzy under control.

 Thank you vey much for discussing my gizzard in this post I look forward to everyone staring at my mid-section after eating from now on.

Happy International Women's Day my friend and to all you chicks out there too. xx