Monday, June 6, 2011

We're Not the Fashion Police....... BUT......

Andrew  - Now I’ve spoken on hear before of how I disagree with all the camel-toed ladies who believe that tights are pants. This also extends to men… I mean really! Unless you are posing for a magazine shoot and need to be in them or possibly riding a bike, nobody wants to see your tackle.



Unfortunately a recurring fashion disaster has once again hit the OC heralding in, as always, the beginning of Winter. Ugg boots!

Now I have several pairs of Peter Alexanders in the wardobe. One would say far too many pairs. There is something very comforting about pulling on your uggies when you get in from work on a Winters night. What astounds me is how many people feel these are appropriate shoes to be getting around town in!

I don’t proclaim to be the fashion police or even a member of the fashion forward set, I’ll leave that to my stylish friend Lucy. However Helen Keller could see this is a perfect way to let your inner bogan shine.

Just because Kate Moss did it doesn’t mean you should. Follow her trendsetting and you will not only be channeling your inner bogan, you may also start channelling your inner coke-whore.

 
It's a slippery slope campers

So to recap campers, tights are not pants and slippers are for home not for general viewing in public.

Let’s try and keep our inner bogans in check campers. Or at least buy the book.xx


Lucy - I must say I have noticed that pants as tights is rife on the GC at the moment. Not a good look people if your ass wobbles like a bowl full of jelly. There are just not that many people that can getaway with it....Please remember to leave something to the imagination. Camel toes only belong on camels.
The other bad trend that has emerged a lot in the last few months is SUPER SHORT, DENIM SHORTS On no fewer than 10 occasions today I have been blinded or left wanting to poke my eyes out with knitting needles to stop the pain of this look. Winter is here, tans are gone & lily white large thighs belong in a little more than belt width shorts. 
Sawusbnd says they should only be made up to a certain size, If you can't fit them then you shouldn't be wearing them.
Then theres the conundrum of how to put together Short denim with Uggies....Just ask Brittany I think she owns the Bogan book.
Thanks for the memories Brit.

I know my legs say a definite no to anything not neck to knee....but I know this & work with what I have. 
In the paper yesterday a person commented that Ugg boots should not even be worn inside your own house. 
As for being Kate Moss in Uggies or a Coke-Whore not wearing Uggies, I like to wear mine in the privacy of my own home while sipping vino. How do you like to wear yours Campers Xx


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